fourleafedcolfer: i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
straight-befor-tate: i-loaf-jhutch: iloveyoujhutch: If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Person: R*pe is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
colinmorgay: notcanonyet: theepichumor: Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT, THE EYES = THEY SEE, THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS, DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM, SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME, ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT, SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE, ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE and MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER. WAIT...
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me that there’s someone out there who obsesses over christian metal/ post hardcore like I do. Christian or not, the music is so fucking good.